I Know You're Ready (An Essay)
Today in the inbox of a hottie who’s clearly been feeling my posts and is ready to fucking POP:
Me: “I know YOU are ready. So what are you waiting for?”
Her: “I’m so fucking ready. All of a sudden as if overnight, everything has shifted and I am here.”
Bingo.
I called it.
Because I felt it.
So I made the move.
She then goes on to tell me about all the magic that transpired for her yesterday and last night — including a delicious chunk of money from someone who wanted to express appreciation for work she had done for him years ago.
Me: “HOT. Perfect. Of course. Are you ready to book our call?”
Her: “Yes. Let’s do this.”
Done.
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