Swift Kicks For Everyone
It’s like people come to me with all these crutches and I just keep doing swift kicks to every fucking one of them.
And then they’re like, “WHOA. I never knew I could walk without those.”
And I’m like, “Bitch, I know. And you’re welcome.”
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