I Fucking Knew It (An Essay)

If you want to figure out how to make more money,

don’t buy my money book.

You’ll scour the pages and be frustrated as hell,

asking: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

But if you want to experience the truth about money,

AND yourself,

(#samething)

buy my fucking book.

Then as you read it,

you will say: I FUCKING KNEW IT.

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